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Job Openings at the Hiney Winery
 
There's no end in sight for the right person.
 
Hiney Hole Puncher:
Responsible for punching ice holes in Hiney cans.

Hiney Labeler:
Spend eight hours a day sticking labels on Hineys

Hiney Drivers:
Making sure the Hiney you buy is the freshest Hiney possible

Hiney Smasher:
Responsible for recycling Hineys. If you’ve ever dreamed of smashing someone’s can here’s your chance.

Hiney Inspector:
Quality assurance and customer care ensures you that you are getting the best Hiney money can buy.

Hiney Expansion Expert:
Responsible for increasing sales and expanding Hiney Wine territory

Hiney Sales Representative:
Peddles Hiney all over town.
 
 
 
 
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FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITIES
For information on how you can obtain a Hiney Wine franchise, contact Seymour Hiney at the winery. For the small fee of $2,500 you can own a Hiney Wine franchise. For that fee you will get a case of Red Hiney, a case of Dry Hiney, a case of White Hiney and a slightly used bicycle so you can peddle your Hiney all over town[more]
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